#LAWTAKE - AEW COLLISION 3/2/24

Another wrestling program, another Law Take. Tap in right now, right now to the latest review of AEW Collision from Saturday March 2nd, 2024. The “go home” episode before AEW Revolution on Sunday. Shall we begin… shall we begin.

Hey look a Buddy Matthew’s solo match… or sort of.

  • Hey look it’s Mark Briscoe still trying to stab people with a spike!

  • Who will help Mark Briscoe? Anyone? Just leaving him to get slaughtered by HOB?

  • That was an unpredictable and chaotic way to start Collision. Try some new shit and hope it sticks.

  • Swerve is gonna sell the them crutch shots from Hangman like gun shots. Rey Mysterio just knocked LDF senseless repeatedly with two sets on Friday’s Smackdown. Come on.

  • Bryan Keith is so over and hopefully he’s rewarded with a story and wins that matter this year.

  • Hey look it’s a Pentagon sighting!

  • Dante Martin’s solo run last year or two was very enjoyable, albeit brief.

  • These three (Penta, Bryan, Dante) could feud repeatedly (over a title) and I’d watch regularly. More of this trio.

  • Mariah May getting wins Mariah May getting wins against anyone that matters

  • Dope move set from Mariah and she for sure shows promise. It’s just tough to not see another blonde thriving in a bigger and badder role over on the WWE side of things by the name of Tiffany Stratton.

  • Toni & Deonna finally meet before their PPV match. My quarrels from Dynamite are satiated to an extent here. Just back and forth about old time friends that grew apart. Deonna isn’t winning at the PPV and quite frankly why would she? Toni needs a memorable AND credible defense. Deonna needs a major match redeemer after that WMOTY candidate with Madison Rayne two weeks ago. 

  • PACK THE BANG BANG SCISSOR GANG UP!

  • Jay White was one of the hottest free agents and also in the main event of a AEW PPV for a World Title all in the same year. This year he’s on a pre-show holding cheaper value titles than those of his stablements The Acclaimed.

  • Dark World Order are a very credible jobber group. If anyone was gonna compliment them tonight I could at least through that out there. Maybe one day they’ll have their resurgence.

  • Too. Many. Belts. Bang Bang. Scissor That.

  • Why is Willow not featured more outside of run-ins and losing? And why is this the first time I’ve ever heard Willow even cut a promo?

  • Kris Statlander needs to be elevated. I’m with All Elite Keeks from Texas. Give her a main woman’s title match already.

  • Wardlow is back to cut more promos a questioning why he’s been back compared to everyone else on the roster. Sounds like a majority of the AEW roster, on and off of Twitter.

  • O/U Wardlow wins the Scramble on Sunday and then goes on to do nothing?

  • Chris Jericho does an amazing job fluctuating body weight. I wish I had his skill set.

  • Wardlow & “This Close” T-shirts need to go viral already. Run me my coins AEW.

  • I hope Serena Deeb is Mercedes first exposè when she arrives.

  • Private Party, Matt Sydal & Christopher Daniels back in full force makes me feel as close to 2019 AEW as possible.

  • How many times will Christopher Daniels retire and come back? Mans is still spicy. CC: the Curry Man.

  • I just watched… Team TNA.. help Private Party… then celebrate with them like they did something. Jay Lethal and the C2 storyline OUT THE WINDOW. Throwaway Faction Alliance Number ____ now forming.

  • Thunder Rosa is gonna tell everyone it’s her time every time she comes out to wrestle and nothing else will really change after that. If Serena isn’t Mercedes first opponent I really would love for it to be Thunder Rosa.

  • If it’s not to be, let’s put Thunder right back in the title picture next up. Her or Statlander. Let’s freshen this up.

  • Same time I write this I just feel Thunder/DMD reunion feud on the swerve of a horizon.

  • Love Hook, hate the FTW Title. Whats to be said about this belt other than it’s not even sanctioned so why should I care?

  • Brian Cage entrances is the only time we don’t see Nana dance.

  • This was such a wild 8 man tag that it really should have just happened on Dynamite. Thats a main event to sell the PPV in a whole as opposed to Jericho trying to keep up with a CMLL wrestler.

  • One things is for sure - Brian Cage is not getting the pinfall or Brian Cage is taking the pinfall. Tonight was not the latter.

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