#LAWTAKE - WWE RAW 2/26/24

WE BYKEEEE! Consider this the next edition of I Will Be Posting Consistent Law Takes - Take 5. But really, with WrestleMania 40 coming up I am going to capitalize on the content daily and flood you all till the SEO’s only show the three most deadliest letters in all Wrestling blogs - R.S.C.!

  • Rhea Rhipley is a star, it’s no doubt about it. Exudes it. Every time she appears on Camera, gahdamn!

  • Rhea in black jeans.. *chefs kiss*

  • Becky really comes across as just as big a star, if not bigger.

  • Dirty cumquats!

  • Still doesn’t make it seem right Becky should win at Mania against Rhea though… where does Rhea go from here?

  • Can’t beat Rhea? Hit the next best target is how Nia Jax is giving it up. Becky still has to overcome her final boss stage with Nia - someone she has yet to beat.

  • Nia Jax so fine she don’t give a damn about a fine.

  • How many times will we probably see Shinsuke fight Sami from now until December? O/U 6.

  • Every year someone gets settled with the emphasis on “Will I have a path to WrestleMania” gimmick and this year Sami Zayn it’s your time.

  • Save the Helluva Kick I NEVER believe any move Sami Zayn executes for a near fall.

  • If it’s one guy who has absolutely no path to Mania it’s Shinsuke Nakamura. Thanks for not showing up, Okada!

  • Whoof, this is always the most extensive stretch of WWE this road to Mania. Just look at the multi commercial break showing for Sami/Shinsuke.

  • What I do appreciate in AEW is that while a match is short often times it’s entertaining and theatrical enough to keep you there if it’s not botchy.

  • 130 commercials for Raw in the first hour was… unusual. Maybe I just watch too many highlights or I fast forward my DVR feature but when I fast forwarded & reminded tonight I caught a GANG commercials. Not a big night for actual wrestling. Oppenheimer promo is here.

  • CM Punk is just happy to be anywhere but under the AEW banner.

  • Chelsea Green is the epitome of turning lemons to lemonade anytime she gets screen time.

  • But also. What is Chelsea Green’s gimmick?

  • But. In that same vein what is Raquel’s?

  • Nah Raquel been on the main roster for so long by now and has had the same smiley giant gimmick. Not even a character pivot. WHY?? WHY??

  • Sami/Gunther at Mania? I can’t frown at that idea as Sami has something to do finally. But, feels like been there, done that, stuck here, stay here with Sami and the midcard glass ceiling. He should be in that World Title mix. He really should. Hell, send him back to NXT and have another run there cause that main event scene needs it.

  • Imperium are great as a faction and I hope they don’t cease anytime soon.

  • Watch Gunther still beat Sami. This is such a tough Mania to predict.

  • Dom/Gunther? I like this lol.

  • Judgment Day interacting with Imperium is pretty refreshing. More of this for 2024, not less.

  • Gunther ain’t selling merch he’s just selling black tees and button downs. Yeah! Salud zeh GENORAAAL.

  • When he has to interact with his challengers, Gunther feels like the bully in any Ben Stiller comedy. He’s sooooo good.

  • New Day feel so far removed from any tag title contention despite always showing up and out every chance they get.

  • So many options for people to win the IC Title from Gunther, so little time.

  • Womens tag titles are just there at least they’re getting airtime whether the tag teams are strange bedfellows or not.

  • I wanted to shrug at the thought of Drew fighting the man who’s already beaten him for his title, then I remember the whole focal point is Cody finishing a story that’s continuing from last years loss to the champion that beat him.

  • I love the idea that two of the current stars of WWE who went from undesirable to undeniable defeat the WWE’s homegrown work horses in Roman & Seth for their respective titles

  • Not much to write home about with Cody and Grayson as the focal point was more of Paul Heyman being on deck. More build toward to the true A Show of WWE - Smackdown this Friday with a live appearance from Cody Crybaby CEO The Rock. Grayson will outshine Austin Theory this Mania season in the long run and that is wild to say given Austin’s position at WrestleMania the last two years.

Thanks for reading the Law Take from Chad Law, my pals. Until the next review! If you wanna chat with me off here or reply to my notes feel free to contact me at IAmChadLaw@gmail.com

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